46021

Joke of the Day

"[texting] you mean the wolf to me -wolf? ha! autocorrect fail! -lol what i meant to say was...you're a mean wolf to me"

"i talk to dumb ppl the same way i talk to a puppy... ""who's blocking the exit?? WHO? who's blockin' the way!?! YOU are! yes you are!!!"""

"I couldn't decide how to propose to the love of my life So I decided to ask her husband for advice."

"Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus."

"What do you call a hispanic gas? Cabron Dioxide!"

"Why is an aborted baby so hard to fool? Because It wasn't born yesterday."

"What should you do when push comes to shove? Learn to read. The door says ""pull""."

"How does a Reaver clean his spear? He puts it in the Wash."

"Knock knock joke from my 10 year old cousin. Knock knock. **Who's there?** Police. **Police who?** Police let me in, its cold out here!"

"If you listen closely you can hear the gas pump tell your kid's college fund to go fuck itself."