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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a picture of Simon Pegg's brother? JPEG"
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"After Usain Bolt retires, he'll move to Iran."
"what aftershave does James bond uses after retirement? Old Spyce."
"The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense."
"What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans. I'll be here all week."
"What do you have.... ...when you have one green ball in your right hand, and one green ball in your left hand. Answer: Complete control of the Jolly Green Giant."
"Please just wear the strap-on. It was a gift from Grandma and she wants to see you in it, OK? Come ON church starts in like half an hour."
"There are two kinds of friends : those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you."
"How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra? She pulled some strings."
"Fair Vs Unfair If someone is fair skinned does it imply if they are darker it's unfair?"