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Joke of the Day

"I couldn't remember my speech at a funeral today so I improvised with a magic trick and sawed the coffin in half"

"French Joke Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? A. The French Army."

"What do you call someone who's never smoked weed? ilLITerate"

"There are two fish in a tank. One says to the other, ""How do you drive this thing?"""

"What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family of 4."

"Cigarettes only give you cancer if you let them. It's called science. Maybe you'd know more about it if you read as many Yahoo Answers as me"

"What's the most dishonest creature in the sea? The Lionfish."

"How do skeletons reproduce? They bone."

"I have beef- -aroni."

"You would be surprised at how many people will run if you yell ""ITS A TRAP"" and run in a random direction"