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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my chocolate... White."

"I'm really good at managing my credit card... ...My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding."

"I don't care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around."

"What did the number zero say to the number eight? ""Nice belt."""

"Heard about the new paki doll coming out for christmas? You wind it up and it stinks."

"Remember when America used to be cool... .... Yeah, me neither."

"Where do doctors put blood that can't be used because it is too fluorescent? In the haemo glow bin."

"Recently in court, I was found guilty of being egotistical I am appealing (-Stewart Francis)"

"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can actually finish off a race"

"A recent survey shows... A recent survey shows that nine out of ten people masturbate in the shower. Do you know what the tenth does? No? I guess you're one of the nine then."