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Joke of the Day

"If you take a dump on a leaf You will have a shitty thyme"

"A Joke What do you call a promiscious asian lady? A yellow taxi."

"Why do sneaky rogues prefer to wear leather? Because it's made of hide."

"Yo momma's so fat She did a cannonball, and water was found on Mars."

"I was going to make an anal joke... Butt fuck it!"

"A parachutist died I didn't know him but his friend said he was a real ' down to earth' guy"

"Did you hear about the loud tree? It had a lot of bark. It gave another tree a splitting headache. So it took some aspen."

"What do you call a cold Jewish person? Iceberg."

"long joke incummin (LOL) what do christians and right wingers have in common they cant feel the bern"

"Jesus take the wheel Carlos take the stereo, Manuel be on the lookout..."