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Joke of the Day
"Jeb Bush Unanimously Confirmed by Senate for Secretary of Low Energy."
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"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? [Click here for the punchline](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1yya5x/how_do_you_keep_an_idiot_in_suspense/)"
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