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Joke of the Day

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? [Click here for the punchline](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1yya5x/how_do_you_keep_an_idiot_in_suspense/)"

"Back in the day... ...cars were made in Flint and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico..."

"Why does little sally have a limp? SHE WENT TO JARED!"

"Drugs can help you land a girl. You just have to make sure to pour them in the right drink"

"They should really replace, ""I now pronounce you man and wife"" with ""FINISH HIM!!"""

"What do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows..."

"""Hello, Pizza Hut"" Hi, how many slices are on a large pizza? ""eight"" And a medium? ""eight"" *long pause* I'd like to speak with your manager"

"What's a Jehovah's Witness's favorite band? The Doors."

"If God is all seeing Does that mean he can see John Cena?"

"A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame."