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Joke of the Day

"I work with some really great people. They're reliable, they're honest and they never cause any problems. I don't fit in at all."

"*Clark Kent leaves his glasses on the coffeemaker at work* Lois: Anyone see the coffeemaker? You, with the glasses...seen the coffeemaker?"

"[NBA Postgame] *LeBron wearing his fake glasses* ""Questions? Yes, Lois Lane from Daily Planet"" ""Yeah hi. I'll wait til LeBron comes out"""

"Where do the good guys go? The friend zone..."

"""Chivalry isn't dead,"" I say, watching one zombie hold the door open for another."

"Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER HER HAIR SMELLS NICE? A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A DWARF?"

"A child molester, a conman and a priest walks into a bar He then sat down."

"Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent."

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks him, ""Where did you get that thing?"" Parrot says, ""Africa."""

"No matter what amazing things you accomplish or how fantastic you are, a cat will always think it is better than you."