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Joke of the Day
"I really want to learn how to play the Piano.. .. But it's not my forte."
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"What do you call a hamburger that runs for president? A McTrump"
"With virtually no power, there still comes a surprisingly large amount of responsibility."
"Fidel Castro was alive?"
"Howdeepisthepool? He had too much to drink before he went swimming!"
"In America child protection saves your kids from your beating In Soviet Russia child protection beats your kids"
"What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle? A Wienerschnitzel."
"Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest they said ""Sorry no professionals."""
"Drown that bastard! No mercy! Nana please... this is a baptism."
"What do you call a man who opens the car door for you? A chauffeur."