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Joke of the Day
"I wrote on my stereo in marker that this is the loudest stereo of all time. I was stereotyping"
Next Joke
"Uh, guys... I just heard from my doctor, and it's bad news. If you've retweeted me recently, you should really go get yourself checked out."
"Donald Trump wants to ban selling pre-shredded cheese... ...he says it will make America grate again."
"What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son? Stay on the junk, and you'll go far."
"How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year."
"When you're single expiration dates are more of a suggestion."
"Bad news: you're unable to get pregnant. Oh no! Is it my uterus, doctor? No, your eHarmony profile says you've seen Star Wars 13 times."
"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags."
"Poor Jared Fogle The prison Jared Fogle is housed in announced they were serving hot virgin Tom & Jerry's Christmas Day, imagine his disappointment."
"Garbage men have Hefty contracts."