114347

Joke of the Day

"Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory? So that they could make fish and chips."

Next Joke
 
"Are you a work of art? Because it looks like Picasso painted you."
"Very Funny Comedy @ My Church Night Vigil"
"Tony Abbot Nuff' said"
"Some people get paid to make fish puns... I just do it for the halibut."
"If you don't walk sideways chanting 'crab people' when holding tongs, we can't be friends."
"What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President? West wing"
"""May your old acquaintances be forgotten and never brought to mind."" -Sir Smirnoff"
"Sorry I burnt your degree from the University of Phoenix thinking that a better degree would rise from its ashes."
"Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher? He was Haydn"