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Joke of the Day
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because you put on the wrong sock this morning."
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"All my friends say that I'm a psychopath. That's not true, I don't have any friends."
"Did you hear about Bill Cosby's new biography? Its called ""The Coma Sutra""."
"/r/programming joke On a scale if 0 to 1, does it hurt?"
"Banks are like girlfriends... ...they just want all your money."
"How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, that's a Mexican's job."
"Why did they let the chicken join the band? Because he brought his own drumsticks"
"""We don't serve time travelers here"" A time traveler walks into a bar."
"What do you call a bunch of Indians running down a hill? A: A mudslide How do you make one? A: Roll a coin down a hill Who is the richest man in India? A: The guy who got the coin"
"What do you call a black Sasquatch? ...Nigfoot"