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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the croakroom."

"How do you weight a fish? With a scale."

"The US Treasury is not going to put a woman on the $10 bill... they're going to put a woman on the new $7.80 bill."

"Screwdriver walks into a bar Bartender says hey man we have a drink named after you? The screwdriver asks ""you have a drink named Steve?"""

"What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment? The moovies"

"What do you call a chicken you own? A personal fowl"

"Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept running out of the pen..."

"What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?"

"My dog 'Fat Jessie' died yesterday, but I don't mind... She was a massive bitch."

"Keep your friends close and your asthma inhaler closer."