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Joke of the Day

"You can't get pregnant from sex with a condom, only from sex with a person"

"When you say '' friends with benefits'' I assume you own a medical Marijuana dispensary and or a liquor store"

"California Earthquake Today there was a 4.8 magnitude earthquake reported in California. Taylor Swift was quoted as saying ""Shake it, shake it off""."

"Fords coming out with heated tailgates. So your hands stay warm while you're pushing it home."

"Your mum should get tested for HIV It will be the only positive thing in her life"

"Do you know about the group of hipster sheep? Never mind, you haven't herd of them."

"What do you call it when Feminists own an independent sovereign state? A CUNTry. Yes, I'm terrible."

"An Anus gets into a fight with two guys at a bar he rectum"

"What do you call a scary unexpected post in reddit? A Dreddit!"

"Harry is a? Fucking WIZARD!"