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Joke of the Day

"If you think the world is getting more unsafe, violent and unpredictable, the 13th century would like a word with you."

"I watched a horror movie about pogo sticks. Too many jump scares."

"What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight"

"I told my wife I wanted to try anal sex She told me she's been having sex with an asshole for years."

"Don't have phone sex! You might get hearing aids."

"I like my coffee how i like my women, Without a dick."

"I was beating a mouse Then it clicked."

"What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift? A palette."

"You now that fucker that always needs to have the last word? He is called Edit."

"Funniest Joke Ever... What do you call a crazy introvert?..............A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you."