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Joke of the Day

"Did you see the article about Apple buying large, popular websites? Yeah, iReddit."

"My Netflix subscription feels like one of those abusive relationships people are afraid of leaving."

"I think there should be a small amount of weed in every first aid kit."

"A chemist walks into a bar... Chemist: Do you have any Sodium Hypobromite? Bartender: NaBrO"

"I got hit by a can of coke... Good thing it was a soft drink."

"what's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair"

"Life is like photography we develop from the negatives."

"Nobody uses DVDs. Most of em' use Torrents. Hence DVD Rip"

"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs Now we have no money, no hope, or jobs."

"TIFU by asking my wife what is the difference between a penis and a paycheck? She said ""there is a possibility of increase in size of your paycheck."""