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Joke of the Day
"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs Now we have no money, no hope, or jobs."
Next Joke
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"Someone please recommend a self-help book that can teach me how to sleep through an alarm."
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"Hot damn, you see this shit honey? The knife on TV just sliced a tomato after cutting drywall. I guess my plan isnt as stupid as you thought"
"you become your ""real you"" when you are hunched over eating a burrito on the toilet and you look up and see yourself in the mirror"
"Dyslexia cost me my job in IT Turns out my boss wanted me to unzip his 'files"
"What's a panda's favorite drink? Fanta."
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"What kind of marijuana do cows smoke? moo-dicinal"