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Joke of the Day
"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs Now we have no money, no hope, or jobs."
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"What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!"
"If a red man lives in a red house, a blue man lives in a blue house..... a green man lives in a green house. Then who lives in the white house? A black man"
"What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp? Names"
"A truck load of Viagra was stolen yesterday Police don't know who did it, but they're on the lookout for hardened criminals."
"I would make a sexist joke but... That would be wrong, and being wrong is for women."
"What's the weather like in Iraq ? Sunni in the North Shiite in the South."
"How do you tell the difference in an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Taste"
"I can't remember what age I am? Last time I checked I was 15, and that was 10 years ago!"
"A buddy of mine quit his job at the paper mill, He said the conditions were tearable."