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Joke of the Day
"I think there should be a small amount of weed in every first aid kit."
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"A CRAZY PERSON IN THE WOODS Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods? A: They take the psychopath."
"Women are cursed, and men are the proof."
"A zombie apocalypse will be the only time you'll hear me say 'please don't eat me' ......aaaand send"
"What's the difference between a priest and a zit A zit waits until you're 12 before it comes on your face"
"What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical? A rebel without applause."
"I'm not racist because it's a crime. And crime is for black people."
"What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard? A neigh-maker"
"How do you spell me? ""M E."" ""No you forgot the D."" ""There's no D in me."" ""Not yet."" It's a classic, my friend got me with this right after I got him with the ""duck weigh""."
"*zips up tent* [Wife]: What happened [Me,scratched up & clothes ripped]: I was uh.. *flashback to me being chased by a bee* wrestling a bear"