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Joke of the Day
"Life is like photography we develop from the negatives."
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"""I'm gonna cramp your style."" - Menstruation"
"What does a feminist and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."
"To whoever stole my thesaurus... To whoever stole my thesaurus, you made my day bad. I hope bad things happen to you. You're a bad person."
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"Someone called me lazy today, I almost replied"
"First time I had sex I was so scared.... I was all alone."
"I had a near-life experience...I nearly quit Facebook."
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