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Joke of the Day
"I got hit by a can of coke... Good thing it was a soft drink."
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"I only drink to forget that my 4 year old daughter has an iPad Touch and I have to ask for her help when it's my turn to play on it."
"That worked out so much differently in my head. - an autobiography"
"Roses are red-ish... Violets are blue-ish. If it wasn't for Jesus, we'd all be Jewish."
"What are Mario's overalls made out of DENIM DENIM DENIM"
"What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr day and saint pattys day Everybody wants to be irish on saint pattys day."
"What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't ejaculate on an apple before I eat it."
"Need an Ark? I Noah guy."
"How do you find out that a blonde girl got a bad day? She has a tampon behind her ear, and she is looking for her pencil."
"How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute? i'm serious... help."