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Joke of the Day

"A chemist walks into a bar... Chemist: Do you have any Sodium Hypobromite? Bartender: NaBrO"

"""ARGHH A HOUSE SPIDER"" [spider removes earbuds] ""yah actually im more into ambient trance but whatever"""

"Q: What's the difference between a chicken and a grape? A: They're both green except for the chicken."

"I'd tell you guys a pizza joke, but... ...it's cheesy."

"I hate it when I'm digging my own grave at gunpoint and I discover buried treasure."

"The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi."

"Why the Spainish love English class.... Essays"

"What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover? I want hue."

"There's a party in the garden so lettuce turnip the beet"

"Have you ever played AD Soraka? It's bananas!"