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Joke of the Day

"I wrote down a joke about prepositional phrases But I can't remember where I left the paper at."

"Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested... ...charged with battery."

"Sorry I called animal control about your children but I really think those tranquilizer darts did the trick."

"What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries? A one trip pony :D"

"What do you call a gay guy who blends in really well with his straight friends? homogeneous"

"I spent this past weekend baby-proofing my house... I'm not having a baby, but I hung up a bunch of anime posters to make sure that I never do."

"YSK: Daylight Savings Time ends tonight, make sure to reset all your clocks. Oops, wrong sub"

"The Catholic Church has chosen its anthem Concerto for organ in a minor."

"Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur? Answer: Mega-sore-ass."

"My 4 year told me my tummy looks soft and squishy today, so I put her barbies on the highest shelf on the house."