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Joke of the Day
"The one thing that all women find attractive ...a man who doesn't fall for clickbait"
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"I am a level 5 vegan.... I cant eat anything that casts a shadow."
"My doctor told me to stop masturbating When I asked him why he said, ""So I can examine you."""
"Why do Australians suck at chess? Because they keep saying ""checkmate"" when the game's not over."
"Had to check IMDB to make sure there really aren't any more Shrek films in development. Now I can sleep."
"Huge bowls of cereal are the parentheses to my night's sleep."
"Worst idea you'll ever have is oiling your 4 year-old's squeaky bedroom door. Congratulations, you just made a ninja."
"What does Disney and the porn industry have in common? They both hire adults that look like teenagers."
"Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys."
"Without nipples... Boobs would be pointless."