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Joke of the Day

"I gave up viagra It was hard at first..."

"I don't get why people are so obsessed with anti-matter It doesn't even matter"

"How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black? Ever try and take a rib from a black."

"Sometimes waking up means the best part of your day is over."

"Does anyone want to buy grilled cheese? http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/evs/5494716931.html"

"Surfing is a good choice for people who like skateboarding but wish it had more sharks."

"I don't know how to do my own taxes or understand how the stock market works, but definitely listen to my political opinions on everything"

"Why can't a bike stand on its own? Because it's two tired."

"What stops rape every time? Consent"

"A lot of women are turning into good drivers. So, if you're a good driver, watch out for turning women!"