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Joke of the Day
"I named my dog Syndrome So every time he jumps on people I can shout: ""Down Syndrome!"""
Next Joke
"This kid in target fell on the ground screaming bc his mom wouldn't buy him candy & now she's yelling for us both to get up and be quiet."
"My wife just gave me an ultimatum, it's either her or Facebook. So sadly, this will be my last joke..... in which I talk about having a wife."
"I'm sitting next to a beautiful woman at a bar so now it's only a matter of time before nothing happens."
"Doctors love to slip in that worst case scenario. ""It could be a cold or strep throat or WEST NILE VIRUS but I'm sure it's nothing."""
"You may not be aware of it, but NASA conducted an experiment during the Apollo mission days. They launched a collection of cows into orbit on a prototype rocket. It was a herd shot round the world."
"The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how Cinderella must have felt at midnight."
"""WE AREN'T SO DIFFERENT, YOU AND I."" -- bad guys reaching for a weapon at the end of the movie"
"Q: What do blonde's have against condoms? A: Their cheeks."
"What's the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."