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Joke of the Day
"How does a jew get his beer? He brews"
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"School is just like a boner, it's hard and long... Unless you're asian"
"Why do businessmen carry umbrellas? Because umbrellas can't walk."
"A man died today when a pile of books fell on him. He only had his shelf to blame."
"What do you call a gay philosopher? Pyfagoras"
"I wanted to throw an earth day party... But I forgot to planet"
"A Freudian slip is when you want to say one thing but end up fucking your mother."
"What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted."
"cheap toilet paper. it isn't worth shit."
"*wakes up the guy next to me* wow theres a sleepy boy here on this plane haha. Im on business myself. tryin to see if iceland is made of ice"