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Joke of the Day
"I hate two types of people... haters and hypocrites."
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"Best joke ever Your karma score."
"My coworker has inspirational quotes up in her cubicle and one of them says ""choose your destiny"" so I guess she plays Mortal Kombat too."
"Why is it called finding nemo? been wondering for years"
"Today as a Random Act of Kindness, I wore a really tight sweater to work."
"I made a pass at my girlfriend's mum and my girlfriend is furious... She tripped over the ball and broke her nose."
"My mother is my travel agent for guilt trips."
"I made a movie about freezing time I showed it to some people, but they thought it was just a picture. It's 3 hours and 27 minutes long...if you don't pause"
"For a guy who's obsessed with public safety, I think Batman drives a little too fast sometimes."
"I ordered a chicken and egg from Amazon. I'll let you know."