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Joke of the Day

"I made a movie about freezing time I showed it to some people, but they thought it was just a picture. It's 3 hours and 27 minutes long...if you don't pause"

"I am not racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people"

"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't at least 10% off"

"There's one thing I can't stand when I'm drunk Up"

"What happens if Santa lost his balls He doesn t sing jingle bells anymore"

"Don't blindfold an Asian with a shoe lace. That's lacist."

"*Friend is sinking in quicksand* Get help before I drown! *I start to run, stop, jog back to friend* Technically you're not drow- NATE!"

"Do you want to hear a joke about suicide? So there was this girl."

"He died doing what he loved, checking his mentions while driving."

"Jesus Sure jesus fed 2000 people with fish, but hitler made 6million jews toast."