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Joke of the Day
"I ordered a chicken and egg from Amazon. I'll let you know."
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"My mate lent me 5000 to produce my idea of a fruit-based torch, then took all credit. Cunt stole my limelight."
"Three stages of a man's life . . . . . Want to stand up Want to stand up Want to stand up"
"I asked this girl to talk dirty to me in PM.. Now we are discussing politics and religion."
"Religion vs science? Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings"
"*turns on deep-fryer* *tosses in chicken nuggets* *adds chamomile and lavender* *recites from the Book of Shadows* Voila, Wiccan Nuggets"
"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk"
"Jokes about unemployed people are not funny They just don't work"
"Are there any prostitutes you can hire just to talk to you??? Apparently they are called therapist."
"Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold? So you can tell it apart from urine"