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Joke of the Day

"For a guy who's obsessed with public safety, I think Batman drives a little too fast sometimes."

"Why are Indians so bad at soccer? Because everytime they get a corner they open a stall."

"Whenever my wife forces me to write my own message on a bday card, I write it on top of her's and copy exactly what she wrote."

"What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded? Bring on their subs!"

"Why do we rub ourselves To rubadubdbub"

"I like anal sex the way I like my coffee"

"One minute without you feels like 60 seconds."

"I used to be terrified of my dentist. He wasn't rough with my teeth or anything, he was just a paedophile."

"What's the difference between a crab with a boob job and a dirty bus station? One's a busty crustacean and the other's a crusty bus station."

"At the bank, I told the teller I'd like to open a joint account She asked ""Okay, with whom?"" ""With whoever had the most money"" I answered"