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Joke of the Day
"What U.S. state was founded by Muslims? Allah-bama"
Next Joke
"What's the difference between my bike and your mom? Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike."
"The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, ""Did you forget your line?"""
"I wish my wife worked at Subway Maybe then she would make me a sandwich."
"eating Asian pussy all I need was SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE"
"Pretty arrogant of Red Delicious Apples to put ""delicious"" in their name. Like calm down. You're still just an apple. You ain't no prize."
"This Tweet has been a test of the Emergency Procrastination System."
"I run from my car all the way to the front door of McDonald's because fitness is a lifestyle"
"what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Hellifikno"
"Every so often you come across a person that supplies you with endless motivation, even if it is just to jump into traffic."