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Joke of the Day

"I run from my car all the way to the front door of McDonald's because fitness is a lifestyle"

"The key to a successful weight loss program is a broken jaw I'd guess."

"What did Santa say when he went to a brothel? Hoe hoe hoe!"

"I drank my recommended amount of water today, yay! Okay, well there was some vodka mixed in every cup, but still."

"What is a proctologist's drink of choice? Two fingers of whiskey."

"I didn't make this joke up myself.. I reddit somewhere. My coworker said that about me and thought I'd share :)"

"If there's one thing I like better than paying bills, it's anything else."

"Surely there's a 3rd option. Can't i just walk home? That can't be my only two choices? Ride or DIE? Seems a bit extreme."

"With so many Americans upset with the candidates in the upcoming Presidential election, we should look on the bright side ... ... and please let me know what it is when you've found it."

"To the Critics whom reviewed The Interview poorly because they are afraid of arrival the North Korean overlords take over of U.S.A because of film, I have one word for you: Traitors"