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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between my bike and your mom? Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike."
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"Here's a joke for all you mind readers out there..."
"girl [smiling]: hey, how are you!? me [visibly nervous]: not much!"
"Your girlfriend should never be jealous of another woman. Instead, you should do your best to make other women jealous of her."
"So I was applying for Art school... I made sure to remind them what happened when Hitler wasn't accepted to art school."
"What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!"
"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me... It means a lot."
"Back in my day, we didn't have iPads. If we wanted to act elitist, we stuck the collars of our Polos straight up."
"Justice Scalia Dead Following 30-Year Battle With Social Progress Onion EDIT: removed hyperlink"
"Did you hear there was a stick up on the bridge? Yeah, they don't know how it got up there considering there are no trees there."