225606
Joke of the Day
"What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas? Cancer."
Next Joke
"Yo mommas so ugly.. Scorpion said ""STAY OVER THERE"""
"Don't be fooled by the treadmill in my basement. I got it so I can be in a recliner drinking a beer even when I'm walking the dog."
"My Asian girlfriend says that a small dick is no problem, although I'd prefer if she didn't had one."
"Never underestimate a woman's ability to make anything your fault."
"What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits? Make it sew number 1!"
"I wish my girlfriend went down as much... as the pound did last night."
"If an airplane from West Africa was flying during the Northern Lights, and there was a sick passenger onboard... ...would it be Aurora Ebola-alis?"
"Confucius says: good to meet girl in park But better to park meat in girl"
"What do you call a homosexual Hispanic peeping tom? Peeko-da-guyo."