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Joke of the Day

"Don't be fooled by the treadmill in my basement. I got it so I can be in a recliner drinking a beer even when I'm walking the dog."

"Stephen Harper's Campaign Against Trump ""Donald Trump: He's just too old"""

"The past, present and future walk into a bar It was tense"

"Pedophiles are every boy's role model when it comes to dating Because they know how to pick up little girls"

"Why can't Donald Trump get elected? Because no Juan will vote for him."

"My doctor said diarrhea is hereditary. I guess it runs in your genes"

"I hate in your end. O. (innuendo)"

"It's a comfort knowing Dad is looking down on me, but we should probably cut his hang-glider out of that tree one of these days."

"Action Dan here, so I read a book on Stockholm syndrome. I didn't like it at first but I have to finish a book I start, by the end I was really into it."

"*reads your mind* *decides to wait for the movie*"