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Joke of the Day
"Confucius says: good to meet girl in park But better to park meat in girl"
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"America is finally getting around to banning some dangerous weapons after the latest mass shooting Its a shame nobody was killed by a flag"
"A man decides to give up his fancy lifestyle and moves to the wilderness to live with bears. He claims that he only needs the bear necessities."
"What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler? ""Am I exhausted!"""
"""Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital."" ""Oh my god honey, what happened?"" ""I reposted the same goddamn joke too many times."""
"Just so we're all clear: NASA is getting a direct feed from a robot on Mars, but I still can't make a cell phone call from my basement."
"What the difference between a pancake? It tastes better with jam."
"Believe everything your tv tells you (sponges can talk, turtles eat pizza, love is real)"
"Blonde and a dog Why did the blonde have sex with the dog? Because she likes it ruff."
"I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris... But it turns out that idea was already taken"