198811

Joke of the Day

"Never underestimate a woman's ability to make anything your fault."

"I lost 100 pounds. Getting mugged in Europe."

"Sucks when good bands have dumb names. ""What are you listening to?"" ""It's Made Out of Babies, they're really great."" ""..."""

"Father O'Flannagan and the Taxi Driver"

"2 gay guys and 2 lesbians are Going to the beach. Who gets there first? The gay guys because they packed their shit the night before."

"Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep, that's how you wash a cup."

"What did the zero say to the eight? ""Nice belt, fuckface."""

"I'll go to extreme lengths to get the last bit of toothpaste from the tube but I'll also watch 2 hrs of Nick Jr if I can't reach the remote."

"Why did the blood-sucking bat hate the taste of blood? Because it was too irony."

"What language do cats speak? Catonese"