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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a homosexual Hispanic peeping tom? Peeko-da-guyo."
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"So a man walks into a bar... and never comes back for my entire childhood. Where are you dad?"
"Everything I need to know about whether or not cops are allowed to search my car I learned from Jay-Z songs."
"Pizza joke? Forget it, it's too cheesy"
"My wife gave birth to twin boys the other day. And I've decided to name them Jerry and Forgery."
"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I say unto myself I SHALL NEVER... USE APPLE MAPS AGAIN..."
"I'll tell you what's wrong with modern society. Nobody ever drinks out of the skulls of their enemies anymore."
"A blind man is tapping his way past the fish market. He stops, takes a deep breath and says, ""Good morning, ladies."""
"How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway."
"My girlfriend wanted to have sex in the back seat of my car And she wanted me to drive."