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Joke of the Day

"If an airplane from West Africa was flying during the Northern Lights, and there was a sick passenger onboard... ...would it be Aurora Ebola-alis?"

"Why cant russians drive stick? Because they are always Stalin!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caterpillar ! Caterpillar who ? Caterpillar a few mice for you !"

"Canadians have to stick together. Really, it's the massive amounts of maple syrup. They don't have much of a choice."

"What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say? ""If I fits I sitz."""

"You ever hear the one about the super-competitive guy who joined a circlejerk? He came in first *and* third. (Ngaio Bealum)"

"You now that fucker that always needs to have the last word? He is called Edit."

"The day I realized my cursing had gotten out of hand. ... was when I dropped the soap in the prison shower and screamed, ""Fuck me right in the ass!"""

"I heard the kid who fell into the gorilla pit was actually trying to get the jewelry his mother dropped. He didn't get the gold but he got the silver back."

"People who say ""life doesn't come with a set of instructions"" obviously haven't heard of the Kama Sutra."