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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you? You kip."
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"What is President Clinton's favourite game? Swallow the leader."
"Who called it ""the equals sign"" and not ""the aftermath""?"
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic."
"What's the thing u don't tell a vampire? Bite me."
"Caitlin Jenner and the Carolina Panthers have some things in common... There balls drop when they get hit by sacks."
"Bernie Sanders and his supporters. The very people who accused Trump of spreading fascism, bigotry, and racism used those very things to close down the rally in Chicago."
"What noise annoys a noisy oyster? A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster."
"The new iPhone 7 is just a slower, heavier, thicker, and much less attractive version of the iPhone 8."
"I found a great app to search for Greek restaurants in your neighborhood. It's called Gyroscope."