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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you? You kip."
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"Jesus: I have to die because of sin God: Yes Jesus: Which you created as punishment God: Yes Jesus: For eating an apple God: Yes Jesus: No"
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"What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes? Nothing."
"What do you call it when you do a skateboarding trick over your parent's genitals? A Freudian Flip."