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Joke of the Day
"I found a great app to search for Greek restaurants in your neighborhood. It's called Gyroscope."
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"What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket? Hey, I think he moved."
"A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually."
"Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and left leg? He was alright."
"What is the #1 book that teaches you all about business The Book of Job"
"What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust? A cow can't be milked for 70 years."
"Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. You're an ambulance!"
"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell outta it"
"A man walks into a sperm bank, The lady at the desk says, ""Get a load of this guy."""
"Waiter: Ready to order? Me: Yes, what goes well with an overbearing sis-in-law with delusions of grandeur? W: ... M: ... W: ... M: Whiskey."