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Joke of the Day

"My audiologist put his penis in my ear. Now I've got hearing AIDS."

"If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?"

"What would a reddit restaurant be called? Chooters"

"Edison stole the idea for the lightbulb from the lightbulb that appeared above his head when he got the idea for the phonograph."

"If I'm ever captured as a spy, all they'd have to do to get me to talk is put my house slipper on the wrong foot."

"I don't know why this driver threw his hands up and asked what I was doing. I thought it was pretty clear I was cutting him off."

"Bill Clinton is not a rapist. He just likes to ""feel your pain""."

"Science jokes these days... All the good ones Argon."

"Theres no 'u' in family. Look, what Im trying to tell you is that youre adopted."

"In case you were wondering, Taco Bell offers free wi-fi. Don't bother asking for the password, because it's totally ""Cornhole Explosion""."