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Joke of the Day

"The new iPhone 7 is just a slower, heavier, thicker, and much less attractive version of the iPhone 8."

"Apparently watching your lover sleep is only romantic when they know who you are."

"Women call it a secret sixth sense, men call it paranoia."

"Why did the Redditor cross the road? To repost this joke on the other side."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ? Annather brick in the wall !"

"Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice? Because he's dead."

"Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife? Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)"

"Is there a Twitter acronym for ""Ur screenshot tweet is really funny, but my anxiety about ur phone battery % prevents me from enjoying it""?"

"If Chuck Norris catches you writing jokes about him, he'll smash your face into the keyjhesreqdzsf"

"My ex-girlfriend had eczema She had a cracking fanny."