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Joke of the Day
"Who called it ""the equals sign"" and not ""the aftermath""?"
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"Get your therapist to start taking you seriously by pulling a donut out of your purse."
"What did the blind man say when he passed by the fish shop? Hello ladies"
"Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen? A: It says they came from afir (a fire a far)."
"Capitalization is important There's a big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
"Bernie Sanders Draws 28,000 in Portland Rally I never would have guessed he was such a talented and quick artist."
"Why eat a carrot when you can just as easily not eat a carrot?"
"How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with ""A man once told me"" ."
"What goes down but never comes up? The /r/news sub count."
"Just drove by an Asian restaurant Wok n' Roll well played Chinese people. So crever"