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Joke of the Day
"Who called it ""the equals sign"" and not ""the aftermath""?"
Next Joke
"OMFG there is a horse in the corridor! Then my wife must still be in the manege."
"""YOLNT"" -Cats"
"I met a refugee on the bus today. ""What country are you from?"" I asked. ""Iraq"" he said. ""How did you escape?"" I asked. IRAN"
"I know I have a great ass Because I was talking to a girl the other day and when I walked away she said ""What an ass!"""
"Did you see that crazy news story on the internet? Of course. You reddit"
"TIFU by buying a 10"" speaker instead of a 12"" one. Whoops, wrong sub."
"Did you hear the one about the gay cleptomaniac magician? He disappeared with a poof."
"What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper."
"One reason my boyfriend likes The Big Bang Theory so much is that he says the title always reminds him of when we f**k."