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Joke of the Day

"What do blacks and bicycles have in common? They both require chains to work. (no offense to black people intended)"

"I swear I can stare at my girl for hours and not say a word. It's so fucking difficult with this restraining order to have a good conversation."

"And the lord said unto John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But John came fifth and received a toaster."

"A group of toddlers is called a migraine"

"What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach"

"""If he told you to jump off a bridge would you do it?"" ""No, because i'm not fucking crazy mom."""

"So I realized that there is no difference between races. At the end of the day we are all cummin the same color, white."

"Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail? Because time was always running out."

"How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb? The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement"

"Tolkien once wrote a novel set in an office... It's titled, ""And My Fax""."