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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sexy BLONDE that understands what you're saying? A MissUnderstanding!"
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"For me, eating fast food is like going out on a date and finding out the person you're with is racist. Either way, you're going to end up alone in your apartment using up all the toilet paper."
"Q: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? A: Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door."
"A man was undressing for the nurse behind a curtain He asks, ""Where do you want me to put my clothes?"" She says, ""On top of mine."""
"What is the hardest part about firing a black man? Waiting for him to show up."
"Two polacks are driving in a car The driver: Stick your head out the window and see if my directional is working. Is it on?"" The passenger:"" Uh yep. nope. yep. nope. yep. nope"""
"Why does my computer say Hello? Because it's a Dell."
"The phone rings, and Dad asks: What does the caller ID say? Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher."
"My boss says I can be a lousy worker at times And I take that as an invitation"
"ME: *falls into gorilla enclosure* GORILLA: [in sign language] I have a boyfriend."