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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach"

"Curiosity killed the..... Martian race"

"from Jabba the Hutt's perspective Star Wars is the story of a guy who owed him money and then instead of paying had his friends murder him"

"""Well guys, I gotta get going."" -Why? ""My wife hits me if I don't wash the dishes."" -And you *let* her hit you? ""OF COURSE NOT!!! I always wash them."""

"Every woman has an inbox. She carries it with her just in case she gets male."

"A suicide bomber, a member of an ethnic minority, my girlfriend, a priest, and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender says ""What is this, /r/Jokes?"""

"I feel like not enough people know about the situation in Yemen It's like no one knows Houthis guys are."

"Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds? Old habits die hard"

"DOCTOR: ""I'm calling to notify you of your outstanding balance."" ME: ""Thanks! I do yoga."" DOCTOR:........"

"Why did the suicidal man cross the road? Because he wanted to play chicken."