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Joke of the Day
"In my day, you actually had to leave your house to be a whore. Thanks, internet."
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"What game do you play with a gospel choir? Where's Whitey?"
"I'm ""the cord popped out of the phone cause I tried to stretch it from the kitchen to my room"" years old"
"What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch? It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage."
"I was having dinner with my folks when dad called me a son of a bitch. I said, ""Listen, I don't disagree--but she's sitting right THERE."""
"What does a selfie stick and a tampon have in common? Both have a cunt at the end of them"
"If you say ""people either love me or hate me"" it's a pretty safe bet that most of them hate you."
"I don't understand how a priest can be out of shape... They're always exorcising."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!"
"What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11? It turned into a hexagon."