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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11? It turned into a hexagon."
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"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. But, I still can't figure out how they got in there."
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"One of my friends told me how electricity is measured And I was like watt?"
"four gay man walked into a bar They wanted a seat but there was only one stool. They decided to take turns sitting down until one man suggested to turn the stool upside down."
"I just bought a new weed whacker. It's cutting-hedge technology."
"I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade"
"A Mexican has 2 kids. He names the first one Jose. What did he name the other? Hose B"
"Anyone want to do the laundry for me? Im exhausted. I can pay you in beanie babies or hot monkey sex. The monkey's name is Earl. He bites."