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Joke of the Day

"I'm ""the cord popped out of the phone cause I tried to stretch it from the kitchen to my room"" years old"

"What company spent over $6.2 billion in buying Viagra? Microsoft"

"Her: My father is very upset that I'm your girlfriend. Me: Well, duh, I'm very upset that you're my girlfriend..."

"What did they call the Mexican cleaning robot? Aye CaRoomba"

"Drunk girls whisper in caps lock."

"The term 'Grammar Nazi' is outdated and offensive... ...we prefer to be called the Alt-Write"

"In my dream I see us all standing together, throwing away differences and rallying for the abolition of mayo escape-holes in loaf bread."

"I saw a Russian eating a potato.. I said ""Whoa! too soon"". RIP M. Hedberg"

"People who mispronounce Grand Prix... ...are just grand pricks."

"Miss Piggy can be a such a hamful to deal with"